You'll be glad to know that i managed to escape death by pigeon (flying rat :)) and have fewer white bits than previously mentioned.
Last night i did copious amounts of "across the room flirting" with the spanish waiter. Who apparently looked somewhat disappointed when i didn't turn up for breakfast this morning. However, i did just run into him leaving the hotel and he turned around a few times to smile as he walked up the street. I've already planned the wedding and named our two adorable half spanish/half english children. I text samantha to inform her that she will be acting as maid of honor and i'll be flying her out in the next few weeks.
Of course i'm kidding.
Besides i much prefer the spanish security guard at the apartment. I passed him on the stairs and as i re-emerged from my room he was leaning out of a near by window. I avoided eye contact and gave him a coy smile and made my way back downstairs. As i reached the bottom he cleared his throat and i looked up to see him leaning over the stairs smiling down at me.
All the attention is much appreciated. It certainly acts as a good distractor. But i think the langauge barrier might pose a problem. My spanish leaves much to be desired.
So anyway, i fly home tomorrow. I feel ready to head back and confront the issue at hand. Boy.
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